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jarrd

You wanted to look up Jared, didn't you? But you made a typo, and you're stuck with jarrd
"Ah shit, I accidentally typed jarrd again"
"Dumbass"
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Jarred

Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders
by pdrizL May 16, 2023
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Jarrod

The bestest boy.

He is the perfect person to marry.

He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.

He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.

If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.

Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome

Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles

Psss: he’s a pilot

Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
I love Jarrod
by JJ’s best fren July 3, 2023
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Jarred

Fucking retard who’s mom can’t spell jarred cause there dad went to go get milk
by Asswipe420 September 5, 2023
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Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
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jerryd

A bitch that hides in bathrooms and is scared of everybody he wants to fight a nigga named Matthew Guzman they’re both bitches.
Jerryd is a bitch
by Jakella January 17, 2024
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jerryd

Jerryd, a jerryd is a very unique difficult person. He loves hard, and is probably the only person trustworthy. Once you sleep with a jerryd youre stuck for life
by anonymous April 23, 2024
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