jakanese

A language created by a small group of Portsmouth lads to code word offensive comments with “batty-do” being the first and most popular saying

What’s that mean?
Don’t worry it’s jakanese

by Crackandmumz May 14, 2019

Jadea Sanchez

Jadea Sanchez is a young beautiful woman. Shes head strong, independent, driven and moves with the wind no matter what direction. Shes smart, kind, funny and loyal. Don't expect her not to snap at you if you're being an idiot. She ain't got time for none of that. Needless to say, I have a Jadea Sanchez and it's been the absolute best time in my life. She makes me happy and gives me a reason to stay alive. Overall.. Jadea Sanchez is literally the best thing that could come into your life.

Damn! You see that beautiful bean girl over there? She's a total Jadea Sanchez.

by diamondNaRUFF July 23, 2019

Jakamaja

Often mistaken as a road-killed raccoon. Jakamaja has been proven to be a serious threat to all inhabitants of tasmania. It is believed that Jakamaja has obtained haasy04 sperm and now is consuming it at an alarming rate.

Watch out "Jakamaja" was last seen here

by PastaRolls August 1, 2019

JakaChewie

(Jake-ah-chewie) A man who has very few capabilities, ei struggles to socialize and grow anything more than a patchy beard. Very talented at the clarinet and enjoys the presence of horse girls. Associates with Scoot. Overall extremely awkward but deep down you know you love him despite his resemblance to a pedophilic-teletubbie.

Did you see jakachewie eating his nogger choc with scoot?

by Cheapsid November 25, 2019

Jakane

Jakane is a boy who is the most amazing person in the world he is very hilarious and cool he has a lot of friends he has trust issues with some people but is funny and really cool he would also do anything for his friends no matter what

Look at jakane isn't he really cool and funny

by Bumhole1000 February 26, 2020

Jadease

Person with this disease is listening too much to Ariana Grande's unreleased song they call "Jada"
This song was also called "cheater" previously, but lyrics were revealed by Ariana herself

I have a jadease!
OMG, me too! I love that song!

by YouWontGetYouAJada June 16, 2020

Jakavian

Jakavian is a very beautiful, funny, and gangster type of girl. She speaks her truth and faces everything head on. She is a comedian to anyone who meets her but is also really smart and driven.

Dang that girl is a Jakavian !

I wish I had a Jakavian she’s super funny and totally gorgeous!!

by KaleidoscopeKitten September 9, 2020