Jakub

The name itself comes from poland. Therefore Jakub means lazy and weird he always plays games and is known as a lazy person that sits at the laptop all day not even bothering about sleeping (Only while class) This person is known to have Pure Dumb Luck which means that they are lucky with dumb answers.

Jakub: Hey, I passed the test!
Alex: How? It was impossible...
Jakub: My name is Jakub!
Alex:I know that...
Jakub: My name is Jakub !
Alex: ...Dumb Luck...

by iiFlakeTheKing September 13, 2018

jackable

a quality in ones balls that makes them very easily jacked.

(see: jackulent)

why may i jack your jackable balls?

by xxoo May 15, 2003

Jakub Zedníček

very hot boy

he's an actor so yay

Sofie: omg jakub zedníček is gonna be in our school
Kika: omggggggggggggggggggggg

by gmljenejlepsi October 13, 2017

Jackboy1220

A person who loves and cares for his friends....... sike he doesn’t give two flying fucks if ur getting eaten by a tiger, also has a massive cock and brain.

O shit it’s a jackboy1220 we better not fuck with him or he will face fuck us

by lol not rlly just for fun November 7, 2020

Jakub

Nobody asked about his pimple on his ass.

Jakub is also very weird.

by Prostrednespotenevajco November 24, 2021

jackoby

Jackoby is a God at volleyball and life in general. He always has a cult, who worship him day and night. He is short but makes up for it with his massive personality. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jackoby in their life and he never fails to brighten up your day.

Person 1: Hey who's that really cool dude?
Person 2: Oh that's Jackoby, I would die for him.
Person 3 to Person 2: OMG you're a Jackoby worshipper too?!
Person 2: Yes of course. I believe in the force that is Jackoby
Person 1: Oh damn, I'm gonna worship him too, he seems pretty dope

by anonymous October 14, 2022

Jakub

A redneck that will do things with no regard to others feelings, or a white person who may commit a school shooting.

Wow. You really pulled a jakub when you crop dusted that elevator.

by Thewankstain May 17, 2018