jacking a deuce

The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.

Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.

by Vince Perry May 22, 2005

Jackin' and Clackin'

When someone is tap dancing and jacking off at the same time.

The students who did a performance of Jackin' and Clackin' for the talent show were expelled.

by Tuturuu~~ March 22, 2016

Jackiyar

Often a satyriasis boy; he doesn't look very hot and sexy but always has many great ideas about sexual things. Usually he's bisexual. In addition it's a persian name.

1.Hey Jackiyar, why don't you wanna sex with me? =(

2. OH man; He's so fuckin' smart, you know, Jackiyar is skillful

by Whats your story September 12, 2018

Jackmail

When you catch someone masturbating and use it as blackmail against them.

Hey man, can your bro give me a ride to the movies?
Yeah sure, he does whatever I tell him to because I got some dirty jackmail on him.

by 007hippo September 30, 2009

Jackittude

The combination of someones attitude and how "Jacked" that person is.
A person with large ammounts of Jackittude is usualy seen in a gym or at your moms house.
Not to be confused with "Jackitude" (One T).

Guy: Hulk Hogan had much more Jackittude in the 80s.
Guy 2: Agreed, that guy was fucking crazy!

by Neo_417 October 12, 2009

Jackmaniac

A jackass who has the added advantage of being a maniac.

example 1:
J-Dev:" That guy is driving like a stupid Jackmaniac!!"
example 2:
Sruti" Who is submitting so many words to the UD"
J-Dev:" Its some random Jackmaniac!"

by J-Dev September 25, 2011

Jacking Black

The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you black out. May be hard to achieve.

Also called Knocking Off.

X: "Ben and I tried Jacking Black last night"

Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"

X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"

by Jacking it in San Diego April 18, 2015