by Coco bean July 07, 2015
George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?
Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.
Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.
by Hardened shell October 26, 2019
InstaDramatic- I hate mi life, nubody understands moi ;-;
You - I hate you
InstaDramatic- Your so rood ;-;
You - Feckin' Insta Dramatic, kill urself
You - I hate you
InstaDramatic- Your so rood ;-;
You - Feckin' Insta Dramatic, kill urself
by WhatsernameAgain? April 09, 2016
A consequence of a bad choice Instagram post that was seen by a parent or authoritative figure in a young person's life.
"Excuse me, did you post a video of yourself breaking your brother's lava lamp? Well that's a Insta Punishment, young lady!"
by Reali_D June 29, 2020
"Bruh I swear this chick here got the fattest ass of all time" *passes phone to homie "bruh I know her in real life, hoe only insta-thick"
by Yasiinzen May 04, 2016
1)The act of taking photographs of food or drinks before consumption, typically with the intention of posting the image on a social networking website or otherwise sharing it with friends
2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century
2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century
My little sister can't make it through a day without Insta-eating at least twice, I had to stop following her.
by writing karma March 17, 2015
A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018