indian dad

Kumon.

"InDiAn DaD DeMaNdS YoU TO GO TO KuMON"

by The_Mighty_Hank September 17, 2019

White Indian

When an Indian is so fucked in the brain that they act like white kids trying to be cool. Instead of being smart they are average or straight up retarded because they try too hard to be cool and act like white idiots. These people also where their mask under their nose during pandemics cause they think it’s cool I guess.

Regular Indian: Hey so what you get on that Honors Math test
White Indian: Bro I don’t even take honors I ain’t a nerd
Regular Indian: Wtf how do your parents not care
White Indian: Cuz I’m just that fucking good at life
Regular Indian: Get a life dude and stop tryna be white
White Indian: Shut up you a nerd

by Astral_101 January 7, 2022

Indian Star

A bunghole on fire and burning from a delicious going in, but painful coming out, spicy curry dish.

Oh man we went to Tandoori House last night for dinner. I’m paying the price today when an Indian star.

I need some salve for my tender little Indian star.

by Dick Onchin November 11, 2020

Indian Wisher

To have regret about a wish that was made.

Your biggest wish was to get married but now you regret ever making that decision. You're an Indian Wisher.

by Lulie J. April 8, 2010

Indian Paintbrush

When a man, prior to intercourse, removes a tampon from a woman's cervix and applies the absorbents across her face in a paintbrush motion; a form of foreplay.

He uncorked that pon and Indian paintbrushed her forehead.

by Maretis August 13, 2014

black indian

1. Any person of mixed African and Indian heritage. This term can be used to describe a person of mixed African and East Indian heritage, but is most often used to describe a person of mixed African and North or South American Indian hertiage.

2. An Afro - Indian.

3. Any African American with known Native American ancestry.

Sarah Tall Chief is a Black Indian. Her grandfather was a Navajo and her grandmother was black.

by VeNaCE November 9, 2006

Indian Uprising

When a girl does not let you finish in her mouth, you ejaculate on her, her clothes or on a personal belonging/keepsake.

"What did you do to my teddy bear?"
"Indian uprising."

by Ron Blemons January 1, 2012