rip a whack

To start a large quantity of something.

"I'm going to rip a whack of new servers today."

by SuperStankbot August 26, 2009

whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan April 18, 2006

whacking the dodo

the final hand-job before a vasectomy

"Sir, we are ready for you now. Sir?"

"Oh sorry Doctor, he'll only be a moment. He's just whacking the dodo in the bathroom."

by Emvaya May 6, 2020

Whacking the didgeridoo

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate

Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

by Lil Smithy October 30, 2018

Whack Sack

Common name for "testicular akathisia"--also commonly known as "jimmy nuts": an uncontrolable urge to persistently shift, manipulate, or joggle one's testicles.

"Yo--he got he the Whack Sack serious. Dude plays with his nuts all day."

by Even Cleaveland January 3, 2007

wake and whack

When you whack off right after waking up in the morning. A wake and whack session usually occurs right after one awakes in the middle of an erotic dream or when one wakes with with morning wood.

Dude: I arose with a gnarly case of morning wood so I had to wake and whack!

Dude's Homie: Way to start the day off on the right hand!

by fallenaway December 16, 2008

whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

by England phi beta gamma April 4, 2008