Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.

Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.

by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018

organ blender

A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.

Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.

by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

beauty blendering

a person who is blending in their makeup with a beauty blender, but is not competent to do it right so they just assue they are doing it right. they absolutely have no idea what they are doing to their face

boy: damn do you see her face, that foundation looks wack as fuck
boy2: shit man, she must have been beauty blendering that shit
boy: she mustve, YEESH

by dannyedgeisdaddy July 3, 2017

Blender-Heart

When you’re heartbroken to the point it feels like your ex put your heart in a blender.

He just dumped me outta nowhere, my poor Blender-Heart will never heal.

by 🌸✌🏼Penny-Lane🌸 October 16, 2020

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022

In da blender

Can’t get right

Damn es bitch just caught me up.
Nigga you in da blender foe nem

by Yaego baby October 10, 2020

Blender

1. A common kitchen appliance, usually used to liquify or crush food
2. A popular 3d modeling program, usually used to create 3d models and render them

1.
Bob: wha... where am i...where are my... schizophrenia pills
*turns on blender*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bob then shortly died.
2.
Bob...?: I'm gonna make a 3d mod.. model!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOB
Bob...?: Im just fine... what are you on about... now let me load up blender and make a 3d model
Bob... actually probably not bob, then made a 3d model on blender... it was very abstract and weird

by the worst guy ever August 25, 2024