The cause of school shootings according to Iliza "Hot enough to fuck" Shlesinger and it's like.... Then that's a super easy problem for you to solve, innit?
Hym "Shit, you know what? You're absolutely right! If only there was a way to not make them incels anymore.... Hmmm 🤔 This is a real stumper... Oh! I know! You could spend 30 seconds taking a dick in a world where there are 1000 different ways to stop you from getting pregnant AND there's not risk of STD because they're an incel! You can save them! You can save all the children. In 30 seconds or less! Oh look! I found one! He's in my apartment. Quick! Get over here and save those kids!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
Get the Incelmug. by freaknap August 19, 2021
Get the incelmug. by f@ggotkiller November 12, 2023
Get the Incelmug. Super Wasian, I got curious and looked up who Alexis Texas was on here and two of the definitions was from this person and they sound real incel-like :/
by MoonjellyzRCool July 24, 2025
Get the Incelmug. What do you ACTUALLY think you have to offer an incel Emma? And how does making excuses for literally everything women do get them any pussy?
Amme "You see, she just HAS fuck the retard!"
Hym "If you have a son, are you going to let him the truth or are you going to lie to try to get him to do relationships? What are you going to tell him there? Do you want your son to have a fat-cock or a baby-dick? If he ends up being and incel, what are you going to say? I have so many questions that I KNOW FOR A FACT you haven't actually fleshed out... Which is why you are refusing to acknowledge me. If I am the reason people hate me, you ARE the reason men hate you. Or am I the victim of BIGOTRY and misandry? It's gotta be something!"
Hym "If you have a son, are you going to let him the truth or are you going to lie to try to get him to do relationships? What are you going to tell him there? Do you want your son to have a fat-cock or a baby-dick? If he ends up being and incel, what are you going to say? I have so many questions that I KNOW FOR A FACT you haven't actually fleshed out... Which is why you are refusing to acknowledge me. If I am the reason people hate me, you ARE the reason men hate you. Or am I the victim of BIGOTRY and misandry? It's gotta be something!"
by Hym Iam August 13, 2024
Get the Incelmug. an involuntarily celibate bitch who thinks making sexist comments and jokes about women is fine. he thinks women owe him something and often whines about being lonely to make women feel bad for them. he is that type of man who can come off as creepy and will probably tell you the story of when a girl broke his heart in first grade and uses it as an excuse for his behaviors. incels often have an addiction to beating their meat to porn every night because they dont know how to talk to women in real life without being weird and straight up disrespectful. they are the men who hit you up with a suggestive message on social media instead of acting like normal men and not like horny bitches in heat.
incel: "hey girl. you're beautiful, do you send any?"
girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"
incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"
girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."
incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"
incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"
girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."
incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
Get the incel manmug.