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Independence Day

The official day when patriotic civilians get to express their freedom by lighting up a dozen of rockets made of gunpowder and cardboard and watching them propel high in the sky, creating an atmosphere of a potassium nitrate-scented aroma. Originally fireworks were used to shoot down unidentified flying objects (UFOs) when they usually fly around during the period of July 4th before Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the delegates declared it as a national holiday. Remade into a hit movie starring Will Smith.
1: "The people from all across the country were firing their rockets into the air!" 2: "It's because today is Independence Day, all them angry folks wanna piece of a flying saucer..." 2: "Even though there is a one in a billionth chance that they would actually hit one..." 1: "Lol, at least it gives Americans something better to do, other than killing themselves."
by ogdajuiceman July 7, 2010
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Honey Badger Independance Day

Celebrated on November 10th every year. On this day, HBs everywhere remind themselves that they will never let anyone QUESTION THEIR SEXINESS. EVER.
OMG you must be Halle Berry, looking sexy and celebrating Honey Badger Independance Day.
by HB2011 November 11, 2011
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Independant Woman

Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.
Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??
by hindsightman April 16, 2006
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Indepedent Girl's School

A politer form of private school, the most famous located on the Upper East Side. Often characterized by their blue/plaid/green/grey censor strips dubbed "skirts", these hoebags have an extensive amount of money up to use.

Most often, they have a grade/shoe/caffeine/credit card/clothing/overpriced school supplies/food/boy/TV/starbucks/jamba juice fetish.

Nevertheless, they consistently are able to get in a large amount of Ivy Leaugue Schools.

Many of these girls distinguish themselves as preps, plus the money. However, many of these girls try to identify with the hip hop culture, and addict themselves into gangsta rap, and often try to pass themselves of as "ghetto" or "gangsta", even thought the Upper East Side consistently lacks cocaine dealers, handguns, and impoverished public high schools. You have your rare Emo rich girl, although she possesses a large amount of money and 50+ pairs of shoes, is still depressed and listening to Panic! at the Disco. Then you have your Wannabe who tries to blend into a social sterotype, get popular and fails at both.

Many girls grow up into trophy wives, and describe their wonderful 12 years living in a brothel as a wonderful education.

To imitate a Indepedent Girl's School's school student, roll your skirt up about 3 times or over, wear large amounts of make up, find a park avenue apartment, have a large amount of cash to your disposal, own an innumerable amount of cashmere sweaters, manage to dump over two hundred dollars on overpriced school supplies made in India, carry this all in a $100 plus bag, develop a worship for the CW,and reject public transportation, suck up to most teachers, own an innumerable amount of nail polish, sex the boys, own more shoes than the population of Afghanistan, and smile that 7K invislign smile.

Cheers, and see you at the the next overpriced charity dance , where one pays an exorbitant fee to party in a oh-so- exclusive church basement.
Parent: I paid 30K a year to send her to a Indepedent Girl's School just to turn her into a a starbucks addicted, credit card addicted, overachiever hoebag?
by Luckey October 21, 2007
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independee

Independee is some one who fights to not be in a group. (Such as grunger(THEY RULE) townie(They suk!!!!!!) skaters etc...) This back fires on them because they put themselves in a group fghting to not be in a group. Stupid eh? Oh how the world would be a happier place if we wer all grungers:)
Grunger: Are you a grunger?
Independee: *screaming and shouting not understandable by a grunger* wots d piont in trying to be like someone?
Grunger: Dude, no need to be like that. I don't care what I am, so I'm forced into the grunger group
Independee: *more confusing screaming*
Grunger: Whatever dude, you've made yourself an independee, so there's no escaping fool.
Independee: *Pulls out knife*

*Where did the grunger go?*
by Martin November 17, 2004
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Independence

Imagine a land with a great human rights record south of the 49th parallel. A land where full human rights are extended to all people without the federal government screwing things over. And the people of Massachusetts would be able to travel abroad, and instead of being laughed at for being "American", treated as the peoples they truly are!
by birdboy2000 August 9, 2004
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independance

dancing to celebrate fourth of july. aka the freedom dance.
I saw the fireworks and did a little independance.
by BigHaBoomBoom June 29, 2011
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