7 definitions by hindsightman

SPS

Smelly Pussy Syndrome

Man, what is that smell? It's that lady with SPS who just strolled by.

You may want me to make sweet love with you lady, but my cock aint going near you with that SPS.

by hindsightman April 20, 2006

Independant Woman

Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.

Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??

by hindsightman March 10, 2006

Independant Woman

Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.

Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??

by hindsightman February 14, 2006

spam it

To rush to a certain place or destination.

I must Spam It to the toilet or else i fear i may soil myself.
Lets Spam It and get there early.

by hindsightman September 11, 2005

Fearon

An erection of the phallus born from anxiety or dread. A variation on the term hardon necessitated by the state of affairs in today's modern culture.

"Stop scaring me or i'll get a fearon"
"Got mugged last night on my way home and ended up with the worlds biggest fearon"

by hindsightman March 6, 2008

hows yer face?

A term used in almost any circumstance. May be used in a derogatory manner or as a general enquiry as to a persons wellbeing.

On seeing an old acquaintance for the first time in a while - Hows Yer Face?
or
After being insulted by a vagabond - Hows yer face?

by hindsightman September 11, 2005

fodslap

derogatory term used to inform someone you believe they have a large forhead

Oi Fodslap, you've got a big fod
That fodslaps fod is as big as the champs d'elysee

by hindsightman February 10, 2006