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strumpy-humpy

An antiquated term referring to sexual relations or intercourse, similar to hanky-panky.
Forsooth, I hath engaged in too much strumpy-humpy and contracted a dreadful case of gonorrhea.
by Crude Basket July 10, 2022
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Catchin a humpy

Man I caught my cousin on his boat last night catchin a humpy with my fishing. Buddy
by You don't even wanna know July 17, 2009
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H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)

H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.
H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.
by Team Mopar November 17, 2004
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humphrey bogarting

A snazzier version of "beaugarding."

To idly possess a shared item/block or obstruct a goal/desire out of pretentiousness, perceived style/hipness, and occasionally plain stupidity.
He doesn't care that he's Humphrey Bogarting the doorways, just standing there smoking his fucking cigarette.
by abigail tobey October 1, 2010
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the humpty dumpty

To hump a man or a woman analy, and both partners shit during the sex.
your mom and i did the humpty dumpty. it kinda ruined the carpet.
by mr.didthisinenglish August 23, 2011
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HUMPHRY

Another word to describe Brianna
Humphry is a dirty Slut!
by SEaMORE~AlViN October 9, 2004
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