Rude Hummer

With rude referring to awesome and hummer referring to felatio performed while the person giving oral sex hums the term describes excellent oral sex.

yea man, it was a rude hummer.

by hummerlover1234 December 22, 2010

Electric Hummer

When you receive a hummer whilst having your nipples electrocuted by a car battery

That bitch gave me an electric hummer and my nipples are sore today

by jaybena November 3, 2020

Rusty hummer

When a person eats your ass, then gives you a blowjob.

Stan's dick smelled because he got a rusty hummer.

by IvanHoff April 21, 2023

backyard hummer

When your balls deep in a girl's ass and she fars on your dick...

I was banging my wife's ass and she gave me a good ol' backyard hummer...

by xWoRdToYoMoMmAx October 8, 2023

Rock the Hummer

Protest something or someone by getting on top of a Humvee ranting and raving about an injustice to attract support.
(made popular by Ivy Supersonic parking her Humvee outside Rupert Murdoch's NYC condo screaming "Pay up Rupert!"

I should go right in front of that ripoff store and Rock the Hummer.

by Morty C. December 28, 2007

Krasno-Hummer

An award winning BJ, more than just your average hummer. Strictly reserved for gay men.

Alex made his boyfriend's toes curl with an epic Krasno-Hummer

by Norfolk Enchance October 6, 2009

Three Lamas in a Hummer

The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.

Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned

by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011