Tree Hugger

An environmentalist who attempts to save a tree by wrapping their body around it. Most are completely idiotic or completely brain washed. Also, they don't think of all the meat, plants, trees, water, etc. that has been killed or polluted by their mere existence. They should do the world a favor and create a human mulch pile out of themself.

Headline: A tree hugger was killed today in a futile attempt to save a freakin tree. Don't fret, hedid make something of his life, mulch.

by Laxin MoFo June 2, 2004

ankle-huggers

Extremely tight, ass-accentuatung pants.

"Those ankle-huggers make Dan's ass look nine miles wide."

by A concerned on-looker September 4, 2006

Nut Huggers

Pants that are so tight, the testicles are squeezed so tight, that they almost become non-existent. Usu. worn by piece of shit Hicks from the Llano Texas area. Most people hope it will cull their ability to breed

James and Jason Milam have no nuts left, because they word nut huggers far too long for there to be any hope of salvation for their balls.

by Dreynoch September 26, 2004

hugger

when your on top of a girl and her arms and legs lock onto you makeing it very hard to hump her.

you: man my girlfriend was being a hugger last night so i had to switch to doggystyle

friend: man that sucks..

by $-jay-money-$ April 8, 2010

nut huggers

Jeans that emo guys like to wear so they can pretend to be a woman.

I feel so feminin in these nut huggers, look how tight my bum is!

by mikem12345 May 12, 2008

Tree Hugger

Fuckers that tie themselves to trees that the logging companies planted. They are the reason why nobody can have nice cars because they "pollute". What they don't realize is that not enough people have them to make an impact. Not only that, they take SUV's and bury them, even though the battery acids leak and gas, further polluting the enviroment.

Tree Huggers will never let anybody have nice cars.

by Zakamaru October 9, 2008

Jesus hugger

A person, usually a Christian, who's obsessed with JC.

(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)

-"You wanna pop those beers early man?"

-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"

-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"

-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"

by GodSexy April 7, 2011