hofstra

Verb: (Esp. done by a parent) To spend $42,000 a year for absolutely no reason.

Because I hofstraed, I can't go to grad school and am at a temp agency for life.

by trentlane October 7, 2010

blowjob hostage

The act of holding out from giving head for a period of time in order to get something in return, such as an apology or attention.

Ever since our fight, she has been holding me blowjob hostage. Dang man, better dump her.

by Dante-Alighieri February 26, 2011

host shotgun

when some one over uses the shotgun in gears of war when they are hosting the room because it is stronger then the others

pre game conversation

host: yeah bitch i doodied on ur faces
gamer1: thats cause ur a host shotgunning noob
host:shut up ur mad i left a steaming stool on ur cheek
gamer2: shut up colombo ur a sick noob
host: crispy lick my nut ill show u a host shot gun

by King Nitro 8 September 7, 2007

Holding your sausage hostage

roughing up the suspect.
rub one out.

Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.

by blotter November 17, 2003

hoister

Short for hooter hoister or a bra.

1) Damn, check out the hooter hoister on that one!

2) Ready yet honey?
Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.

by Don Garb July 31, 2005

Hosteez

A gay white boy from Florida who catfishes in kik group chats that has a voice of a constipated chipmunk

"Hey stop being a Hosteez and show yourself"

by Teamseshboner May 14, 2015

hostess hunter

A male restaurant employee who targets hostesses as the object of their affection.

This often leads to awkward situations in the workplace due to workplace hierarchies, age differences, and the spreading of rumours. Relationships can be more sexual and casual in nature (i.e. hookups) or more serious and long term. In any case, being a hostess hunter can be quite risky, since it can damage one’s professional reputation, and often ends with the hostess being collateral damage.

Wow, Kevin is hanging out with Cindy today? He's quite the hostess hunter.

by saw2015 September 7, 2016