hacker's ass

A painful feeling in one's ass caused by sitting too long. Hacker's ass is a common condition among programming enthusiasts.

I need to get one of those Aeron chairs, I'm starting to get some chronic hacker's ass.

"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"

"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."

by Deep Pancake February 11, 2014

hockey on the ice

An older synonym for the sport of bandy, but since it may be misinterpreted as meaning ice hockey it is not very much used nowadays.

In the 19th Century, hockey on the ice was played in the Fens in England. It has since developed into the modern sport of bandy.

by EliasG April 6, 2018

Hackerman27282729

Hackerman27282729, was only defeated once. by the ban system and one legendary player known as Godman27282729. his name really explains it all. He hacks, and is really good. The only player he ever respected was Godman27282729, because he could beat him in a unfair fight. He joined man27282729 once Godman27282729 died as a way to respect his memory.

Hackerman27282729:lol get hacked
person 2: ::((((((((((( reported ;(((

by man27282729 May 22, 2019

Hardware Hacker

A hacker whose specialty is harware devices and realworld objects, rather than computer programs and systems across the net. Using tools and other means, a hardware hacker will open and examine a item in order to figure out how it works. They may then proceed to attempt to make it work better, simply close it back up, or use its parts to build something else.

Mod Chips for the popular XBOX vidoe game console were created by a hardware hacker.

by Sonic D Hedgehog November 5, 2005

Homo Hockey

Golf. Both 9 and 18 hole.

Nice plaid knickers and green tam. It's nice to know you have to dress like a complete queer to play homo hockey.

by Manly Sport Guy October 3, 2010

Eye Hockey

When a stranger stares at you incessantly, eyes darting away to avoid contact. A goal is scored when they aren't able to look away in time.

Played a mean game of eye hockey with that hottie over there, but she went down 4-1.

by Terrak9 June 29, 2014

Bionic Hooker

Often applied to a hooker that has restored function or enhanced abilities due to the integration of some artificial component or technology. It is not the same as a stuffed hooker, a prostitute that was so popular after her death that the pimp decided to stuff her, so that she would not rot.

Man1: Maria the harlot does the best handjobs ever! Man2: That is because her arm is artificial. She is a binoic hooker, you know? Man1: That explaines the inhuman cardio on that bitch. I have problems getting it hard and she rammed it for hours. There was two other guys getting services at the same time actually.

Woman: I wish Adam Jensen was real, and also a bionic hooker. He is so sexy!

by Nematodirus helvetianus June 23, 2015