hepisexual

When a person identifies themselves as a male one day and a female the next. Theses kinds of people have both a penis and vagina and enjoy pleasuring them self in strange ways.

I'm a hepisexual and I've fucked up now.

A few months back when I was alone one night, I decided to shove my penis into my vagina and have sex with myself. I've now just tested and i'm accidentally pregnant. What do I do now?

by Hepisexual King November 15, 2017

Head Heist

When a woman wants to have sex with a man who doesn't want to but the man somehow tricks her into giving him a blow job instead. Giving all the pleasure to the man and none to the female.

Woman:"lets have sex"
Man:"I'm way too tired, can you just blow me?"
Woman:"okay"

guy1:"Dude, I pulled a head heist on this girl like 5 times and she hasn't caught on"
guy2:"that girl is dumb as a box of rocks!"

by greg guida March 20, 2008

hexisdead

A tiktoker who posts the most random videos ever.

1:U know hexisdead on tiktok?
2:Oh yea they suck lol

by scaramouchesfavourite February 20, 2022

Hemisphere Rear

A rear end that is so defined that it resembles a hemisphere (half of a sphere). Also acceptable is the term "Hemisphere Butt"

Person #1: Dude check out the girl in the yoga pants!

Person #2: Oh yeah man! Awesome hemisphere rear!

by PapaSnow October 27, 2010

hebisu

Hebisu is the berry god. He gives berries to those who worship him.

Hebisu gives you berries.

by Jimbo jr October 30, 2019

heisenburger

The funniest meme account on instagram. He posts lots of funny breaking bad memes and he is irony :o! He is way better than grandmas.butt and damn.program!

Damn! This Heisenburger dude is so funny and awesome, I think I'll follow him! (On instagram)

by Notheisenburger December 29, 2020

Qauzam Hemisphere

A place of abnormal blue color, black holes, and emptiness. It is located in a reigon of space.

Person 1: That guy is dumb.
Person 2: His head is as empty as the Qauzam Hemisphere

by TheFartMaker June 22, 2011