Hemingway Boner

When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.

Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".

If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,

I went to the beach. It was beautiful.

by alff September 22, 2011

Ham [ham] [hamming] [to ham]

Noun, Verb.
An annoying person or thing that unecessarily lurks in an unwanted manner.

She wouldn't stop hamming on my back last night, she wouldn't leave.

That suitcase at the top of the stairs is such a ham ham hamming to ham - it's been sitting there for months!

by Sr. Anch January 18, 2009

humming bird

A firearm with a silencer.

Shoot that humming bird down, humming bird don't hum!

by Hoolio the OG of paradise August 24, 2012

Humming Bird

Set your phone to vibrate and put it inside your girlfriend, then precede to call her on your phone while she is humming on your balls.

Why have you got so many missed calls,
ahh thats right i gave you a Humming Bird last night

by mitch robinson away September 23, 2012

purple hummingbird

a combination of the two words hummingbird, and purple

while smoking up some purple, a girl, or as I'd like to call her, a hummingbird blows you. After you cum all over the hoe's face, you put out the rest of what you're smoking on her forehead and you kick her sorry ass to the curb.

Yeah, I totally gave her the old purple hummingbird behind the dumpster.

by 6666666666666666666 April 15, 2008

The Hemingway

A sex act in which the man pulls out before climax, and instead of busting a nut on the woman he cum-sprays himself in the face. If possible he then proceeds to make out with her with a jizz covered face.

"I got wasted last night and did the Hemingway with this bitch... She ran off in terror, and I woke up with my right eye glued shut."

by GravyRocket August 17, 2009

hamming it up

A classified word for flatulence, or fart.

The type of fart that smells like bologna. Quite awful.

Hamming it up is an awful smell, consisting of a bologna-like smell coming from the arse.

by snowboarder543 October 22, 2011