pinch your helmet

To jerk off.

Used by Andrew Dice Clay on the Opie & Anthony show.

I saw a hot girl and than i went home and pinched my helmet

by O&A Fan September 22, 2004

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helmeted

To get so drunk that the only course of action is to strap the victim into a helmet so that he or she does not hurt themselves. Like, say if they had to go home on their own or they are constantly bumping into things.

Knee/elbow pads optional.

"fuckin hell Tina's sooooo drunk"
"i better go up to my room and get the gear... she's helmeted"

by rw17 January 6, 2007

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Purple helmets

A motorcycle display team who specialise in riding displays performed without clothing. Many of the displays have humourous edge (farting through a trumpet or balancing spinning plate whilst riding a motorcycle etc).
They can be seen at many biking events in the UK and their performance is both entertaining and enlightening.

look at the funny motorcyclists with no clothes on, ooh how rude! They are called the Purple Helmets.

by Gasmixman January 14, 2006

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All Helmet

- Adj.
Describes a penis which has a very short shaft, and appears to be dominated by the glans, or "helmet."

Jimmy and I hooked up last night, but it was pretty disappointing. He was all helmet.

by Nougatz April 9, 2011

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darth vader's helmet

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.

- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.

by Andy June 23, 2004

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