Hellbus

Word describing the mode of transport someone will board after admiring jailbait. ie. Going to hell for doing so.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that hot chick over there, cracking set of tits.
Guy 2: ....That's my sister, she's 15. Take your seat on the hellbus.

by Mark_____ September 27, 2008

Hellebrity

A celebrity who becomes hell for his brand sponsors after controversy affects his reputation.

Tiger Woods may become a hellebrity for almost all his sponsors after his wife's beaten him.

by Mohit Hira December 13, 2009

Hello, 911?

When a friend talks about something illegal or just plain wrong you pick up your cell phone and pretend to call 911 by saying "Hello, 911?"

This is be used comically and not with any seriousness

Friend 1: *covers fries in ketchup
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?"

Friend 1: "Hey wanna go smoke up after work?"
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?

by n3st67 January 28, 2017

Hellibration

When something (an event, for example) that usually is somewhat of a celebration or a positive social gathering of a chosen few or a large crowd expecting to celebrate an occasion together and it turns out to be a horrible experience like a hellish nightmare, it is called a "hellibration".

Our daughter looked so beautiful for her 16th birthday party until her boyfriend showed up, drunk as a skunk, and turned the whole night into the hellibration of a lifetime.

by Kearean April 3, 2017

hello from the magic tavern

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...

I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.

by Tapzap Randomicus March 21, 2019

Hello cunt

A phrase that is used when you see someone that you want to annoy or troll and immediately killing them as soon as you say it

Also was featured in a video of Anomaly from his Twitch

Enemy:

You: *teleports in front of him* Hello cunt

Noscopes in the background

by Memelord69skrapapa April 2, 2019

hellbound messiah

When you engage in a sexual act and somehow end up stabbing a nail through your hand/foot.

"Yeah man, I did the hellbound messiah. I was railing her on my new porch and sunk my hand into a nail"

by Stonethrower April 3, 2019