Helena

she's is a mad person but really funny! she has wonky eyes and is ment to wear glasses. gr8 m8 quite popular nt wid ladz tho!

hi im a helena and i have a dog called tilly

by hannah.1.2.3 April 22, 2011

Helena Montana

the most god damn boring place unless u like the arctic. People here are extremely close minded and if u are not a local they dont like you. Watch out for hiv

Hey im a little faggot who lives in helena montana

by hellllena January 12, 2011

Hellen Keller Moment

A Hellen Keller Moment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.

Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.

Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.

by MaxBossBaker2 June 21, 2017

Hellen Keller

When a guy cums on a girls eyes and inside her ear and lets it dry so she can not see or hear. Then he must get head and have her mummble.

It really turns me on when katie mummbles while she gives me a Hellen Keller

by King Shawn October 23, 2006

helkenator

son of milf

fuck helkenators mums a milf

by Craig Richardson October 25, 2003

Hellen Keller

When a girl gives you a blowjob and right before you cum you take you dick out fo her mouth and you cum in her eyes and in her ears. Then, you blindfold her until the cum drys.

Last night this girl bit my dick so i gave her a Hellen Keller.

by robert and connor February 3, 2008

Helena

A fucking dyke with a thic ass.

Fuck Helena you have a fat ass.

by Hound_wolfman April 17, 2020