Heiferidge

Noun, from the english heifer (a female cow) and fridge (col. meaning refrigerator).

Derogatory name for a female, usually overweight or generous in proportions. Often a girlfriend or significant other.

A fat, slovenly, un-redeeming woman, similar in size and shape to that of a cow and fridge.

An ugly or out of shape woman.

Girl: "Where's my pink top?"

Boy: "Shut up Heiferidge!"

by The Analargonaught. March 10, 2009

Heffer

Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

by information station June 1, 2012

heifertheft

a person (usually a female) who eats constantly and steals from people.

Julie took my carrot cake! She is such a heifertheft.

by rachel c. October 16, 2005

heffer

Sarah* Callender

"guyzzzzzz im sucha heffer"

by Suck me now May 24, 2004

heeder

this is when a member of the male sex is a 'slut' in women terms.

Colin Farrel is such a heeder!

by jenny May 13, 2005

heeere

exaggerated word of "here", the call of tass students, yelled in an annoying and sketchy voice, usually heard in the tass smoking section. originated from Eminem song- Brain Damage

1. "Scapel."
"Heeere!"
* Eminem- Brain Damage

2. "Hey who has my pipe?!"
"It's over heeere!"

by somuel August 31, 2008

haefer

dude who seems really cool but turns into a douchebag before your eyes.

Dude our teachers so cool
Better watch out he might be a haefer

by pseudonymI0 March 17, 2010