Packing Heaters

When someone has an absolutely gigantic ass. Potentially this person could be less good looking than the average individual however they are well endowed.

Goddamn! I had no idea Natalie was packing heaters.

by RatchetSoebuck December 29, 2019

Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

by StingerMissile September 4, 2021

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation

Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.

by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024

jessica heater

The writer of many stories, she’s created ones from “Falling For My Stepbrother (BTS JUNGKOOK)” and “BTS Wolves and Vampires”

Wow I wanna read a Jessica Heater fan fiction!

by Jerry💖 January 26, 2019

Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

On a heater

An attempt to convince yourself you will win all your money back with one good shoe of cards

I'm gonna be on a heater at the blackjack table.

by ParisLV July 23, 2016