Self-Hating Persian 

A Persian who hates the fact that almost every Iranian-American is either a total guido or a total fob. Typically rebels by trying to be as white-washed as possible.

Guy 1: Check out that Persian kid eating mac n cheese.

Guy 2: Must be a self-hating Persian.

Self-Hating Persian by yanorglu March 2, 2009

caught having a stroke 

This is when a guy gets gets caught masturbating.

He was caught having a stroke.

caught having a stroke by Dave- June 29, 2005

Having Hoes 

a bunch of females that are attracted to you in a relationship manner .

Fred has always been Having Hoes .

Having Hoes by ...oh January 10, 2015

having a life

Having a life is the state of not just being alive but doing something meaningful with it. Often used to insult people who don't have a life like johny.

"Jimmy tried to find the definition of having a life on urban dictionary but there was none he wrote a definition that he thinks is funny" said Johny
"HA HA jimmy doesn't have a life"

having a life by 12345678910101010101010101010 May 17, 2017

having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

having a wafty crank by Anonymous March 4, 2003

having trouble finding nemo 

What is that?
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.
2. A kind of worm.
3. A movie for Kids.

Good answer:
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.

having trouble finding nemo by Fred Derfy666 I'll find NEMO twice January 15, 2004

haninge 

A place near Stockholm, Sweden. Where you can go and destroy a bench.

Old lady: Was it you who destroyed that bench?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Why do old people care so much about what we do?
Guy 3: It's because they have nothing to do.
Guy 1: When i get old im going to become like them to keep the tradition alive.

haninge by someoneyoudontknow April 27, 2005