Hatchet

A hatchet is someone who makes a mess of things or says and makes dumb decisions on several different occasions

McKenna: *spills his drink everywhere”
Neeson: “Jesus Mckenna you are a hatchet hahahaha”

by Fulltimehasher October 18, 2021

hatchel

kind but if you get on her bad side better pray cause your dead to her but if not shes the sweetest person in the world so best to agree with anything she says even if its rob a bank for her get ready for anything

GIRL 1.omg i just bumped in to a hatchel im soooooooo dead

GIRL2. am staying out i dont want to get hurt too

by powerfulgirl609 September 19, 2022

hatchet holder

A yummy pussy ready to eat

Is it in her hatchet holder looks good enough to eat

by Onmnwlfpck October 5, 2022

Hitched

Getting married to the live of your life!

Nate put a ring on Payton’s finger so you can get hitched!

by Zf2021 November 25, 2022

hatchet job

A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.

Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!

by Withered_Fredboi May 24, 2023

Hatcher

sexiest man alive so sexy and probably from dallas and is very athletic and muscular 🥵🥵🥵 (comes with a side of autism)

Shelby: whose that sexy man

Me: Hatcher duh!!!

by Sofie.r826 August 5, 2023

Hatchet Moment

In reality TV, like Survivor, where someone gets voted out for a dumb ass reason. (e.g.: being in their alliance but voted out due to emotions, carrying the team but gets voted out for plot armor or emotions.

Person 1: Bro, did you get Frylock got votes out?
Person 2: Yeah bro, but why?
Person 1: That bitch Karane said that he didn't understand her, but the stupidest part is... THEY HAD AN ALLIANCE!!
Person 2: That's such a Hatchet Moment!

by Do NOT look up Pornogrindcore! September 3, 2025