Hamood habibi

How the malik salman refers to his gay sugar daddy.

ياحمود حبيبي تعال ساعدني خطيبي دونالد عصب علي إفركلي بطني hamood habibi

by 2-in-one_hybrid_surfer_mermaid December 3, 2018

cracker tom hammock

The place to be. Located on a haunted island off the coast of Georgia, U.S. Named after Tom Sawyer OD'd on peyote.

Where would you go to enjoy a warm afternoon filled with gnats, ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers?

CRACKER TOM HAMMOCK, YO!!!!

by Scariott October 26, 2010

blob hammock

Sanitary napkin / pad.

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"

by KTSHUZMEOW April 8, 2006

shit hammock

Its when you build a hammock out of toilet paper in the middle of the toilet bowl to reduce or prevent your poop from plopping loudly into the water.

I had to poo real bad but there was someone else in the restroom so I had to make a shit hammock.

by dropthekids January 30, 2010

HammOGram

A Hammogram is the sexiest Jon Hamm-related Valentine's Day gift on the planet earth. A friend and/or lover will send another friend/lover a Hamm-O-Gram, which is a mailed envelope. Inside this envelope is a handsome picture of Jon Hamm and a love note, both of which have been dipped in aftershave and glitter. Effects of a Hamm-O-Gram include extreme horniness and MAD MEN marathons.

Dwight sent me a HammOGram for Valentine's Day, even though he knows I'll know be thinking of Jon Hamm whenever we do it.

by Hamm Man February 15, 2012

hakmon

A bad hacker/cracker who thinks he is better than everyone

Hakmon with hearts kaf

by Lil vegas December 30, 2018

Hammonasset

Connecticut State Park and beach with sick biking trails, bike jumps, a quiet peaceful atmosphere, and loads of females. Last time we went, we smoked and ate like $50 of fish down at Lenny & Joe’s, then we were making s’mores and some hoe gave my buddy a handjob for some wax, and this one dude drank frog piss outta a Gatorade bottle at 2:00 AM. Fantastic spot for crabbing, just don’t fall into any of the rivers or you’ll get your toes pinched off. Visit Hammonasset State Park sometime, you won’t regret it!

Joey: Yo I brought some bud for Hammonasset next week.
Todd: No way bro I’ll bring my piece, can’t wait to smoke at the beach and stargaze broski

by Jedijonathan1234 July 7, 2019