the worst that could happen

The very worst consequence of ones actions: the universe could explode.

Bob: Hey, try this mushroom man!
Jack: Naw, i don't really want to
Bob: Oh, c'mon, whats the worst that could happen?
Jack: Well, um, the universe could explode.

by Van! July 31, 2007

happier than a pig in shit

Way of saying one is overly happy. Couldnt be happier.

She got her car today, and was Happier than a Pig in shit.

by Janiethenazi May 16, 2004

happens

a word typically used to discribe something that happened, the word tends to describe something that negitive but can also work in a positive situation

1.your friend just got dumped by his girlfriend, appropriate response "happens."
2.you just lost the winning soccer goal"happens."

by tiffanijo December 28, 2007

shit happens when you party naked

Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.

Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!

by DaunteCulpepper October 11, 2008

See what happens

A phrase used to threaten people,but the threat usually never happens.

Guy: touch me again see what happens
Buddy:Shut up bro you wont do anything

by Elmont's sal February 25, 2011

Happie

A happy hippie.

That guy looks so happie, he must smoke weed everyday.

by gdlpoc March 1, 2015

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry

by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013