Hammock

An object useful for carrying bananas, humans, dogs, hobos, and many more strange objects...

I put my banana in a hammock for safe keeping

by HoboHam April 16, 2020

Hammocks

A place that you can hang on a tree outside and go deep with your friends. A place where you can be open to anyone and everyone will listen. No one can even describe the special words spoken and the deep meanings to the conversations had while lying in a cozy hammock without a care in the world

Billy Gates: Wow it was great to go deep on the hammocks.
Joe: Yeah. The best things happen there
Billy Gates: Yeah. I can’t describe how great and deep our conversation was on the hammocks
Joe: Yeah. No one can describe what happened today on these hammocks.

by PPPPPEERRRSSSONN December 05, 2017

Hammock

Hammock is a modern form of a compliment; usually to compliment an appealing women but not just for her looks but her outstanding brilliance and cleverness.

She’s a real hammock-
“You fools, how could you not forgive me- I am beautiful.”

by I love luffy January 17, 2022

Hammock

Slang for a hamburger with tomatoes, cheese, pickles and onions.

I would like a double hammock, please.

by AllStudyNoExam September 01, 2019

pudding hammock

When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants

Jim had a pudding hammock during gym

by The8 October 04, 2015

cat hammock

Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis

CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL

by Cat-pamock August 02, 2020

poo hammock

When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.

I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.

by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017