A large Dutchman's penis. There is generally a stereo typical conclusion that african american men have a large penis. This may be true, but don't count out a 6 foot plus blonde dutch male, they generally carry a fuckin Dutch Hammer. Large and in charge when in gear, however simply understated and simple when not in use-which makes perfect sense for the working man. A hard working man wouldn't want his pecker getting in the way of a hard days work.
by Gun Slinger April 5, 2011
Get the Dutch Hammermug. by snapp January 19, 2004
Get the hammer lanemug. A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.
When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?
Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...
Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...
Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
by Grinch11 June 21, 2008
Get the Viking Hammermug. 1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.
2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022
Get the Cock the hammermug. I was all excited about going out for tacos and then Mike came in and dropped his boo hammer...now we're having sushi.
I'm dropping the boo hammer; the party's over.
Quit being such a boo hammer.
I'm dropping the boo hammer; the party's over.
Quit being such a boo hammer.
by bassoonenough February 25, 2015
Get the boo hammermug. When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage
"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"
"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."
"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."
"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
by FUCT UP December 14, 2009
Get the The Slide hammermug. 1. In any dispute between two people when the argument reaches the point of a stalemate it has reached Golic's hammer.
2. When two people are having a dispute the bigger and stronger person wins by default due to the fact that they will beat up the smaller person.
2. When two people are having a dispute the bigger and stronger person wins by default due to the fact that they will beat up the smaller person.
When the jock and the nerd were arguing over the answer to the math question it got to the point of Golic's hammer and the nerd subsided.
by USMC_COURET May 24, 2017
Get the Golic's Hammermug.