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salina banana-hammock

a salina banana-hammock is a heart crusher, one or crushes you heart without remorse
i got salina banana-hammocked the other day by this girl i dig.
by thierry14arsn July 31, 2006
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hammacher

a lazy bloke which hangs out in a hammock, all day, every fucking day.
Complimentary definition for Schlemmer, which together make... hammacher schlemmer...
So, your lazy artist brother get a job yet?
no... he's lazing about in his room, reading hammacher schlemmer, he's not much of a schlemmer, though he's quite the hammacher.

really?

Yeah, I even got him a hammock.
by Evil Satan Guy October 22, 2009
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blood hammock

'I got my period!! Anyone got a spare blood hammock?'
by snapex February 25, 2010
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banana hammock

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"
Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.
by matty matt matt January 12, 2007
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Balloon Hammock

The act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the testicles. The subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3" gap between each finger. The female party rests her chin upon said scrotum sack and rests for several hours.
I can't believe Sally was willing to give Billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during Thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!
by Boooooey November 6, 2011
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banana hammock

Banana Hammock. When a guy penetrates the clitorous of a woman to the point of extreme inflamation, therefore- a banana hammock is present between the "lips" of the vagina, resulting in a bulge in ones bathing suit trunks. Banana Hammock.
1)Damn, dude that pussy's poppin....literally.
2) do do di do do BANANA HAMMOCK
by Ivarrrrrrr April 16, 2009
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hooter hammock

a stretchy shirt that cradles each boob and has a glittery, gaudy medallion in the middle
The real housewives of Orange County have hooter hammocks in every imaginable color.

Did you see the hooter hammock Gretchen had on last episode?
by Dignme1 March 10, 2009
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