34 and a halfer

someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.

that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.

by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008

Fail and a half

When one performs a fail, but a fail that is so utterly horrible, that a half is necessary to be added.

Ashley: "Hey, Timmy, I have THE best dance moves like ever dude. You wanna see?"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*

Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"

by IJustAteAGrapeAndJizzInMyPants April 6, 2010

dickhead and a half

An absolute dickhead who has performed an unbelievable act of dickheadism, therefore deserves to be called a "dickhead and a half" which is much more offensive than just saying "you're a dickhead"

Hey Bob! I raped your girlfriend last night bro!

Wtf you dickhead and a half. Im gonna bash ya you bloody spastic

by dickweed432 May 23, 2016

I get half

The first thing your ex-wife will say to you after a divorce

1. No need to worry about our failure of a marriage. I get half!!

by Bristol Boore April 14, 2019

too smart by half

To be "too smart by half" (also common is "too clever by half") is to be too smart for one's own good, meant either literally or ironically. As an idiom, it is usually sarcastic. The phrase has a wide range of potential uses; for instance, it can mean:

1.) Something so complex that it's self-obfuscating.
2.) A seemingly clever action that is in fact foolish.
3.) Logically accepting something as necessary that isn't.
4.) Overanalysis.
5.) Elitism (see ivory tower).

--"Those Harvard scholars are too smart by half."

--"What a dumb idea; I tell you, that guy is too smart by half."

by GBAAD May 3, 2006

Half Life 2

What you first play Half Life 2 you are surprised at every turn. Its the enviroment, its the feeling that wow, this level looks like that place I drove past on our trip to LA. OMG i can use the gravity to pick up scanners and use em as buzzsaws, OMG the pulse rifle secondary fire vaporized that guy, OMG i just dropped that car on those zombies, killing them instantly, OMG i can roll nades into gun turret holes, OMG my crossbow bolt pinned the guy to the wall upside down by his leg, or OMG this blue gravity gun can pick up enemies and throw them at other enemies. I know I've played ravenholm about 3-4 times just cause its awesome killing zombies with the Gravity gun.

And look how far Half Life has come, people are still making mods for a 6 year old game. Imagine what they can do with the source engine!? Half Life 2 will last much longer than Halo2 and I bet Microsoft is trying to make Halo 3 as fast as possible so people don't lose intrest in the Halo series. Whereas Valve will take it's time because Half Life 2 isn't gonna lose intrest anytime soon.

Half Life 2 is too special to describe

by Mike June 20, 2005

half life 2

A truly brilliant modern game encompassing many realistic features never before seen in a game before.Optimised for ATI cards. Wooooow i sound sad. Ah well. HALF LIFE 2 IS GR8

Kikin the Shit Outta Doom 3 in graphics,physics and plot. Geek Power!

by MadMetal January 18, 2005