halal

a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.

Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............

by ka-jay-jay August 18, 2008

Halping

Halping is non-helpful helping. Derived from a childlike mispronounciation of "helping", halping can be committed by people of all ages, and refers originally to the cheerful non-help provided by children attempting ordinary chores or tasks for the first time.

Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.

"You know, like when your three year old is “halping” you make dinner and it just means that you have to do twice as much work and then give them a bath? Like that. Only less cute."

by BillyBillyBillyBillyBilly December 19, 2011

Halanna Capri

Halanna Capri , is a american singer and songwriter from Indiana, who also is called Vicky Valentine.

Have you heard that new song by Vicky Valentine from the Mid-West ? It must have been a Halanna Capri track.

by Indie Artist Fan September 9, 2018

Pulling a Haluska

To get in line absurdly early for a concert, with no regard for self-preservation

"Hey dude, what time should we get in line for Walk the Moon?"
"3 am. If you think we're not pulling a Haluska, you're full of shit"

by beKAW November 4, 2014

That ain't half

somethings that's not bad

Person A: "Whats for lunch?"
Person B: "Beef tips over seasoned noodles"
Person A: "That ain't half"

by Black_N_Miles April 6, 2017

Camp Half-Blood

Camp Half-Blood is from the best selling series "Percy Jackson and the Olympians", and sequel series "The Heroes Of Olympus", by Rick Riordan. Camp Half-Blood is the home of the Half-Blood children of the ancient Greek gods and goddesses, and several creatures from Greek Mythology (Including satyrs, nypmhs, harpies, and a friendly Hellhound.) The camp is currently run by the camp director, Mr. D (Also known as Dionysus) And the Activities Director, Chiron, the centaur. Camp Half-Blood includes a pegasus stable, strawberry field, cabins, lava rock wall, forest, canoeing lake, archery range, arts&crafts, armory, forge, and camp store. Each cabin has a councelor: Perseus (Percy) Jackson, of Poseidon, Annabeth Chase, of Athena, Katie Gardner, of Demeted, Silena Beauregard(Deceased), Drew, and Piper Mclean(As of The Lost Hero), of Aphrodite, Luke Castellan (Deceased) Connor and Travis Stole, of Hermes, Charles Beckendorf (Deceased), Jake Mason, and Leo Valdez(As of The Lost Hero) Of Hephaestus, presumably Thalia Grace (Liutenant of the Huntresses of Artemis), of Artemis, Michael Yew (Deceased), Lee Fletcher (Deceased), and Will Solace, of Apollo, Clarrise La Rue, of Ares, Pollux (Deceased) and Castor, of Dionysus, and Nico Di Angelo of Hades. The camp is mostly summer only, but has several campers who need to stay year round for protection from monsters in the outside world.

"Camp Half-Blood, Keeping Young Heroes Safe from Harm (Mostly) For Over Three Millennia"
"The landscape was dotted with buildings that looked like ancient Greek architecture--an open-air pavilion, an amphitheater, a circular arena--except they all looked brand new, their white marble columns sparkling in the sun. In a nearby sandpit, a dozen high school-age kids and satyrs plated volleyball. Canoes glided across a small lake. Kids in bright orange T-shirts like Grover's were chasing each other around a cluster of cabins nestled in the woods. Some shot targets at an archery range. Others rode horses down a wooded trail, and, unless I was hallucinating, some of their horses had wings."-An excerpt from Percy Jackson and the Olympians Book One: The Lightning Thief, by Rick Riordan, pages 61-62.

by That One Epic Person You Know December 6, 2011

Michael C. Hall

The world is an interesting place with changes and troubles to say the least. For many, the phenomenon of creation is based on religion and perhaps science for some. This story of creation has little to do with religion or science but has everything to do with an individual who has achieved every aspect of life. Michael C. Hall was the first man to walk on the rings of Saturn and the first actor and actress (because he is neither man or women but an element of the spiritual world) to play in a hit HBO series entitled “Dexter”. The character Dexter is based upon the real life of Michael C. Hall, no aspect of the series is written because camera crews film his life on a day-to-day base. He is renown for his creation of the band Journey and their hit song “Don’t Stop Believing” (which he wrote and composed as he brushed his teeth, always brush your teeth). His morning gristle is always fresh and he does not require a clean shave since his gristle is permanent at its current and ideal length. Michael C. Hall completes his morning exercise routine that consists of a brisk sprint to the Galapagos Islands, followed by a three-legged race to the Canadian Arctic Archipelago of Northern Canada that is situated in the Arctic Ocean on his own. The sweat that accumulates during this morning routine is collected and used to sustain the growth of the worlds Aloe plant supply. Michael C. Hall is the manliest man to walk the Earth and has an IQ of forever. It has been speculated that the cure for polio lies within Michael C. Hall’s blood, but it could never be proven, as it may possibly never be extracted for the reason that his skin is far too rugged for any needle or medical utensil to puncture, although in all likelihood this is indeed a fact. Whenever somebody asks the question “Why?”, Michael C. Hall is the only person on earth who can answer with “because” without being prompted for any further explanation. The Grand Canyon is actually not a canyon at all. After great controversy it was proven to be a gaping hole left by Michael C. Hall after he dug up enough sand to construct The Great Pyramids located in Egypt (which of course he built by hand in between tapings of his hit reality television biography, “Dexter”). “Michael C. Hall” is only Michael C. Hall’s full first name. His full name is “Michael C. Hall That Bad Son of a Bitch”, but to prevent poop boots (a mess), he recommends you call him by his first name only. Note: The following has been documented with confidence of authenticity.

Jon: Did you hear about that movie coming out next week?
Shaun: Yeah, the one that has to be projected on a solid sheet of diamond to be viewed.
Jon: Man, Michael C. Hall and Samuel L. Jackson are going to be something else.

by Jonathan and Shaun June 24, 2008