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They had Sex on the Crafting Table

Dream and George (dnf) starts
Tubbo. “They had sex on the crafting table.”
by clarkiebitch June 26, 2021
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Best i ever had.

The best breakup song ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Best I ever had."
Me: You're just the best I ever had!

Friend: Dude, you're a dumb ass.
by meggo23 October 28, 2009
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If my grandma had wheels

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
by Omri April 27, 2005
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Have you had this?

An innocent way of asking whether one has experienced the bunching of one's trousers at the crotch, often involving pointing to one's crotch, that is misconstrued by others as profanity.
Person 1: (pointing at bunched up fabric around crotch) "Have you had this?"

Person 2: (looks disgusted) Leave me alone.
by Lois B. July 28, 2007
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ach-my-had

An Arabic term for "Oh my Allah!" It is only used in extreme cases which often call for a jihad of vengeance, hence the ending. Only use this term if willing to risk all to obtain revenge.
You burned my Koran?!? Ach-my-had! Kill the infidel!
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Had Dar Kay

N)(PN)(V)ADJ)... A word which can be used to define, describe, label, or give degree to person place, thing, emotion, or action.
Uses HAd Day Kay-ing, Had Dar Kay-ed. So Had Day Kay of you. I feel Had Dar Kay. In exclaimation, HAD KAR KAY!
by Belal, December 13, 2008
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Best I Ever Had

The sweetest little baby amgel primcess bun you've ever seen. Definitely the best anyone could ever have. Is the best girlfriend in the whole wide world and definitely wife material. 100% the love of your life.
This girl is the Best I Ever Had. I love her so much!
by Picnic Bear October 19, 2023
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