gryke

An offensive term for fat person originating from the word "gross" (which can mean extremely or excessively fat). Usually used to refer to the morbidly obese.

I can't believe she just cut me off! Fucking gryke!!!

by TheOnlyProducer May 10, 2010

gooey guyser

when a guy cums in a girls mouth she swallows he sticks it in her pussy and she pukes it back up

i had to clean up the floor because my girl friend pulled a gooey guyser

by Bob Mcfish June 3, 2007

cable-guyed

When someone is supposed to show up at a certain time or certain range of hours, like 8-12AM and the person never shows up, and assumes that if they show up at 4PM that its NOT a problem.

The service tech cable-guyed me and showed up 5 hours late.

by Jon Larsen May 28, 2008

Guken

Dick

YOU "That guys a guken!"
ME "Tell me about it"

by EliTehNinja December 18, 2010

Gayke

If someone is gayke, stop what you're doing immediately and force then to commit suicide, gaykes are the most insufferable beings on this planet and should be extinct.

"Wait, you're a gayke? Here, put on this nice neck tie made of rope and swing from the roof"

by Ali-A Minecraft let's play November 13, 2019

mac guyver'd

something that is fake and impossible. or getting out a situation that seemed impossible.also 007

Man I made mac guyver'd away from those police. I almost got caught but i 007'd outta that bitch

by BERT. E July 27, 2004

Guyken

Ancient Algerian proverb, indicating strong hatred for one's internet

"Man, my connection is so bad, I'm feeling really Guyken right now"

by GuyWasTaken August 24, 2017