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gum lao

(language: Cantonese)
/gʌm laʊ/
(guhm lou)

–verb (used with object)
*more uses than listed*
1. Slang . to screw up.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
3. Slang . to jizz on (also refer to T-bag).
4. Slang . to perform act of violence.
5. Slang . to cheat.

–verb (used without object)
1. Slang . to meddle (usually fol. by sher lai bei ah dow ah).

–interjection
1. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
2. Slang . (to add emphasis. Usually fol. by piece of shit).

–noun
1. an act of sexual intercourse.
2. Slang . a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
3. what the fucking gum lao, Slang . (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)

-adjective
1. soiled with dirt; foul; unclean: gum lao pair of shoes.
2. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
3. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a gum lao question.
4. tediously dull, esp. due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a gum lao party.
5. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that gum lao radio.
6. in a state of stupor; stupefied: gum laoed from fatigue.
Common usages:

1. "Why are you so gum lao?"
2. "I gum laoed the test."
3. "Fuck that gum lao piece of shit"
4. "Wyatt, stop gum laoing your own face" (also refer to T-bag)
5. "Stacy gum laoed your balls last night" (note ambiguity: multiple definitions)
by Justin "Gum Lao" Wan December 1, 2010
mugGet the gum laomug.

dad gum

Modification of the term god damn. Comes from the midwest, as near as I can tell - my grandfather (an Illinois native) used to say it a lot.

Note the term is always used as an adjective, and NEVER as a verb. So you can have (day) a dad gum toll booth attendant, but you don't dad gum the toll booth attendant. The only exception to this rule is that "Dad gummit" is a suitable substitute for "goddammit"
Dad gummit! Where is the dad gum screwdriver?
by Dennis The Tiger April 11, 2005
mugGet the dad gummug.

dead gum

gum that has lost its flavor and texture for being chewed on for a long time. it starts to harden and becomes tough to chew anymore
i have been chewing on dead gum all morning because i got too busy with classes to spit it out.
by flavoreeba May 6, 2011
mugGet the dead gummug.

Dad gum

A two-word swear that substitutes for a more offensive two-word swear that ends in damn.
I hurt my dad gum finger opening that jar of pigs feet.
by Jonaog March 11, 2008
mugGet the Dad gummug.

gum dingy

female african american- ooo hell no bitch jay-mal goin kick yo ass

Joe- Fucking gum dingy (the gum dingy has no idea what it means)
by jewinovenmakemelauph April 26, 2005
mugGet the gum dingymug.

gum job

when a girl takes out her dentures to give head
My girl gives a good gum job
by Tarsonis101 August 4, 2008
mugGet the gum jobmug.

gum fetish

When you get turned on by people chewing gum and blowing bubbles.
Guy 1: Nice boobs, wanna fuck?
Guy 2: Nice gum, wanna fuck?
Guy 1: Someone has a gum fetish.
Guy 2: Someone had cunt flakes for breakfast.
by Harambe's Trumpet March 9, 2017
mugGet the gum fetishmug.

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