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grounded

Something your parents do after proving them wrong in an aurgument. This can also occur if you point out that your parents often do the same thing they are mad at you for doing.
Parent "I told you to clean you room before you left the house" Child "Didn't you just go shopping and isn't your bed not made?" Parent "Your grounded"
by Anthony D j October 16, 2005
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Alabama Groundhog

A sexual act during oral in which at the point of climax, the woman stops and uppercuts the man's nuts into his scrotal canal. If they see his balls shadow when they re-descend, he gets four more weeks of BJs.
Damn man. My balls still hurt from that Alabama Groundhog Jill gave me. Upside a month of sloppy toppy.
by ClevelandBrown15 January 29, 2015
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ground up

An underground rap/hip-hop group out of Philadelphia remaking rap from the ground up. while all the rappers in the mainstream are putting on fake personas these guys have managed to keep their shit legit and real and brought back the skill that rap used to take before it hit the mainstream. They are also one of the rare rap/ hip-hop groups to have really good music by Bij Links on top of the witty rapping of Azar and Malakai instead of the lame bass heavy loops normally played as the background beat. Even if you aren't in to rap or hip-hop, these guys will still get your highest respect. "The Only Movement in Motion"
A: wha'd u think of that Ground up album i sent you

B: you know I never liked hip-hop or rap until i heard these guys

A: yea i know, I heard their shows are unreal too
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ground zero

"The point directly above, below, or at which a nuclear explosion occurs" (Merriam-Webster). Recently thanks to a load of rhetoric from our idiot newscasters, the meaning has been horribly trivialized.

Hiroshima (80,000 deaths from the explosion + additional 60,000 deaths from radiation poisoning) is a "ground zero". Nagasaki (120,000 deaths total) is a "ground zero". The World Trade Center (2749 deaths) is NOT a "ground zero". So stop calling it that.
IDIOT: My uncle visited ground zero.
SMART GUY: Really? Your uncle went to Japan?
IDIOT: wtf is a Japan?
by Brendie December 14, 2006
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The high ground

While in cowgirl position, flip her over and yell “it’s over (her name), I have the high ground!” Then without warning penetrate her anus.
Dude I had the high ground on this chick last night and now she can’t walk.
by Dooky_shoes August 14, 2019
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on the ground

The opposite of a bird's eye view--describes a situation viewed up close or the people in a position to view a situation up close, in detail. Typically used by someone at a level of remove from the situation being discussed. George Bush uses this phrase frequently to describe the situation in Iraq or the troops in Iraq--i.e., to refer to the reality, with which he is only faintly acquainted.
the situation on the ground
the troops on the ground
Far off in Washington or at best confined to the Baghdad Green Zone, the American leadership had only a vague knowledge of the actual situation on the ground, so the extent of sectarian violence caught them by surprise and completely ruined their luftslott dreams of democratizing the Middle East by deposing Saddam.
by Beer Stooge January 5, 2007
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Ground Zero

A popular guess of Katsuki Kacchan Bakugou’s hero name.
Omg, is that Ground Zero?? Oh, he’s with the chivalrous Red Riot! #GroundRiot for life!
by FrenchBaguette101 October 8, 2018
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