Greasy Breakfast Link

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.

Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Greg Paul

a slang for ''Rapist''

''Greg Paul invited me in to his white van''

by Zitait March 19, 2019

crease grease

The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.

Dude, I cant wait to find a crapper so I can clean up my crease grease.

by biffula September 2, 2006

Grease Bullet

1. A Food, In which you eat, That will make you have a bowel movement (Take a shit) in a matter of minutes after you eat it.
2. Something going completely wrong very quickly (Going to Shit)
3. Taking a very quick bowel movement (Shit)

1. "OMG! I think I just ate a Grease Bullet from Taco Bell!"

2. "All our Systems are down! Its Like its riding a Grease Bullet"

3. "Hold on a sec. I have to fire off a Grease Bullet Real Quick"

by Jim Reed April 20, 2006

Greg Cipes

Amazing voice actor who is amazing and gorgeous...So fabulously hot...

Has starred in:
Announcer for Cartoon Network from July to October 2008.
Atlas in the 2003 Astro Boy anime
Beast Boy in Teen Titans, Teen Titans video game, Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo, and DC Universe Online, Adonis, and Private H.I.V.E. in Teen Titans
Yoshi and Lakitu in Super Mario 64 DS
Buddy the Bellhop in MySims for the Wii video game console
Caleb, Clubber in W.I.T.C.H.
Chiro in Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
Cody from Hot Shots Tennis for the Playstation 2
Dean the WOOHP agent from Totally Spies!
Horace and Emo Kid in Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
J.R. (Member of boy band "The Sulky Boys") in All Grown Up!
Jack from the Royal Flush Gang in Justice League
Kevin Levin in Ben 10: Alien Force, Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, and Ben 10: Omniverse
Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012 series}Numbuh 1600 and Lt. Seltzer in Codename: Kids Next Door
Roger the orangutan in Father of the Pride
Ryan in The Wild
Steve Jackson in Fish Hooks
Sly in Generator Rex
Iron Fist in Ultimate Spider-Man

"OMG!!! Beastboy and Mikey sound the same! Ohmigod!!! It's Greg Cipes!!!"

"OMG!!! Greg Cipes!!! Please sign my breasts!!!

by Raphi-girl July 17, 2012

Greg Heffley

The main character from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books who is basically a sociopath. He treats his friends and family like shit and will do whatever it takes to get his way even if it means hurting someone mentally or psychically. He is also retarded for being in middle school since the first book came out in 2007.

Greg Heffley is the definition of a sociopath

by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017

greasy spoon

A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.

The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005