harry gooch

the wrinkly worthless skin between the ass and the ball sack that when a man does not take proper care of his manly hygene gets gooch cheese. When the man has sexual relations with a woman that also does not take proper care of her feminine hygene and her pubic hairs get rubbed off during sex. The hairs then get stuck in the mans gooch cheese and he now has a harry gooch.

Stephanie is so nasty! Justin and her are perfect for each other, I bet she gave him a harry gooch

by Jenjenk84 June 12, 2008

Scoop Gooch

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.

Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.

What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.

What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.

Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”

by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 4, 2019

gooch rover

one who investigates the area between the anal cavity and scrotum with his/her nose.

Caitlin was a gooch rover last night when she was with Jake.

by small frieie January 16, 2008

gooch run

when a girl or gay guy licks from the tip of your dick all the way to your asshole. thus going through the gooch

cindy gives great gooch runs

by heavymann112233 August 19, 2009

gonchbomb

Noun: a large, putrid release of intestinal gas, usually produced in the workplace or around a group of friends.
Usually followed by a trip to the washroom to wash your anus.
Verb: to release intestinal gas with such force as to solicit a reaction from bystanders, and leave the "gonchbomber"
wondering if they have soiled themselves.

Kevin dropped a gonchbomb at the lunch table which quickly evacuated the room and caused the foreman to pull the fire alarm. He then got up to go and wash his anus.

by captainzenon November 22, 2010

Gooch Mist

The pungent aroma permeating from ones gooch.

The smell is caused by a sweaty or dirty gooch.

I walked into the gym today and the air was stained with a load of sweaty Gooch Mist

by Hato September 2, 2012

goochgasm

When you are in the middle of sexual intercourse and your female partner begins to lick your gooch resulting in you having the greatest orgasm of all time

Amber gave me such an amazing goochgasm last night

by Dfranchise55 November 19, 2015