cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

snotty gobbles

Any Japanese or Chinese food which is slimy or gelatinous, such as sea cucumber, congee, sharks fin soup etc

The Chinese banquet was great but I found it hard to eat the snotty gobbles with the chopsticks!

by Dick Wright-Upham April 29, 2011

gobble my knob

the act of sucking penis

oral gratification

hey there, sexy girl. why don't you slide yo fine ass over here and gobble my knob?

by cereal killa February 11, 2006

gravy gobbler

A derogatory term for a gay man who is an avid cocksucker and cum swallower.

Check it out.....major gravy gobbler over there.

That guy looks like a gravy gobbler....

by JFKBMB January 13, 2007

crotch gobbler

When someone's pants are so damn tight, their meatcurtains gobble the crotchular area of their 2 size too small pants.

OMG Cindy, Randi was wearing her crotch gobblers today!

I know Sarah, I told her to go take care of that nasty mooseknuckle but she told me to mind my own meatcurtains.

Dammmnn Randi, them crotch gobblers you got on today make me wanna credit card you with my sausage.

by iLOVEkfc4ever November 26, 2010

cooch gobbler

some one who gobbles the female taco aka known as the cooch

as i lay in my wifes bed she opens her leggs as i become a cooch gobbler

by pussy munch August 13, 2010

box gobbler

one who eats pussy

she spread her delicious clam in front of my face, and at that moment i became a box gobbler.

by lysurgeon August 6, 2006