Cif goblin

Whoever accepts or steals cif gear knowing it isn't theirs

Martinez raised his hand when Davis asked "whose camelback is this" knowing damn well it wasn't his, what a cif goblin!

by Wagner <3 cox internet April 8, 2022

Lense the goblin

GOBLIN LMAOOOO

Lense the goblin is an ugly ass mofo who lost out on 1€
LENSE IS A GOBLIN
Goblin - ugly ass mofo

by mittekeegi January 18, 2022

Virgin Goblin

A woman who takes the virginity of multiple men, sometimes by the dozen. She thrives on weak virgins, achieving satisfaction only upon their pre-mature ejaculation. Often found dwelling in religious institutions such as Sunday school, churches and temples of worship.

Dude 1: I heard Stacy was easy.
Dude 2: Yea dude, shes a virgin goblin.

Bro 1: I really need to get laid, i cant die a virgin.
Bro 2: Go to Stacy, shes a virgin goblin.

Dude 1: So did we all get laid this summer?
Dude 2: Yea!
Dude 3: Yupp!
Dude 4: FUCK YEA!
Dude 1: Stacy doesn't count, shes a virgin goblin.
Dude 2, 3, and 4: fuck...

by a1exxxxxxx July 31, 2009

Pot Goblin

Someone who's really stingy with their weed. Should another person have the misfortune of expressing a desire to share said weed, they are met with coldness and greed at the cruel hands of the pot goblin.

Pot Goblins usually resemble a typical pothead with a dirty ski cap loosely containing their greasy, mop-style haircut. However, they have an impish gleam in their eyes when looking at their cache of pot, like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

"Hey, Brad won't share any of his weed!"

"Dude, don't be a fucking pot goblin!"

by Alvin Poppincock September 30, 2009

cunt goblin

a person that someone hates alot. and is worse then just an average cunt. and often resemble a goblin.

Oh My God. Look at that girl. She is such a cunt goblin. I've hated her since she stole my best friend. She fucking looks like a goblin.

by cunt_goblin April 25, 2009

scheme goblin

Young children, around 11/12 years old who hail from impoverished housing estates generally in Scotland. Vocabulary includes; "Whit ye daein?", "Mon then ya wee prick!", and "Ma boy's away tae pick up ma green". You'll find them hanging around vandalised parks, smoking, drinking, and engaging in sexual acts. One can presume they have already contracted an STD. Generally just wee fucks who steal shit and burn everything else

"Man I was looking forward to smoking that weed tonight! Except some scheme goblins went and stole it, jakey wee bastards!"

by GhettoMidget June 24, 2014

ghetto goblin

very similar to the crack monkey, the ghetto goblin is often found roaming 'hoods, parking lots, ect looking for money or merchandise to sell for drugs. They will steal everything from ashtray change to lawn equipment to burnt CD's to try and support their habit.

Did anyone see the ghetto goblin that stole the change and CD's out of my car?

by M. Logan November 12, 2008