guffari

The act of eating the cuccinelli out of a woman's mouth

She saw all that cuccinelli dripping out of her friend's mouth and HAD to guffari it.

by dahnb2000 July 29, 2022

Gruff-E-Pig

A way to describe an ugly, unappealing person.

"Hey, have you seen Tom?"

"Yeah he's such a gruff-e-pig."

by hbananalikesmoney January 8, 2023

Gruffing

Hating. Unnecessarily rude, belittling, and/or grumpy about a particular person/place/thing.

She's been gruffing on him all week. /or/ I'm gruffing these shoes; so uncomfortable. /or/ Don't be gruffin'

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

GuffAndPuff

An amazing creature with a huge nutsack and a nice haircut this creature likes to give cuddles and loves to give wet ass kisses

Hey bro I really like how you were cuddling that Guffandpuff yesterday

by NeoPuff99 March 2, 2023

Gluffer

Slang for a glue sniffer. Literally means glue-huffer

Make sure to stay away from that gluffer, he's very weird.

by TheSilliestGoose June 19, 2023

Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.

Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.

by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011