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Glorious

Adjective used to describe the vibe when the boss is out of the office, or leaves early at lunchtime, especially on a Friday.
Jenn: Hey Joseph, take your time coming back from lunch.

Joseph: Why?

Jenn: Herbert just left early.

Joseph: Its going to be a glorious afternoon in the office!
by Joe Homebrew May 31, 2011
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Gloria Estefan

In 1988, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was asked by the press what he thought of certain music acts in the late Eighties. When asked his opinion of Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine, he described them as "the Holiday Inn lounge act that made it". Even tho she's done some good stuff, this designation refers to hotel lounge music acts.
I was in my hotel room and I heard this lady in the lounge playing an electronic keyboard and singing pop songs. She's the local resident Gloria Estefan.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007
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Gloria

Gloria is a short lil girl. She waddles when she walks, and hits every beat. She stars in National Geographic and doesn’t gain a pound when she eats. She’s sexy, and a badass. REEE
“Who stars in National Geographic?”
“Gloria😻”
by Walking bible April 3, 2019
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wealth glorification

what jisung, changbin and woojin do,, which is literally why we have mass poverty not that anyone cares
i was wondering why i couldn’t afford a can of beans but soon understood when i saw that hd whitewashed picture of jisung wearing airpods😔✊🏽 wealth glorification!
by ninjasfam June 16, 2019
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Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008
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Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber

A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.

The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.

Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.

Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??

Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.

Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!

Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.

Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!
by Zeus717 March 5, 2011
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Gloria

She is very gorgeus. Know to give good head. If you have an oportunity to meet one keep her.
Gloria is smart
by Lol-UwU October 25, 2020
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