global prosperity

An era where humanity must achieve one day where money or financial status doesn't make you a better human being. The goal of everyone during this non-existing era is human progress of knowledge. Money doesn't mean anything during this make belief because all of humanity has evolved into a race that doesn't destroy themselves because of differences of beliefs and skin color. Everyone is the same no matter how wealthy you are.

Global prosperity is probably a century away. Not in our life time obviously.

by moneyRootOfall evil April 6, 2010

sperm globes

balls
nuts
place where sperm are stored

-Ohhh! Right in the sperm globes!!

by blu3hat October 9, 2010

Global IT Girl

LALISA MANOBAN

LALISA or LISA from BLACKPINK is the Global IT Girl. She got everything an IT Girl needs looks, relevancy, impact, popularity and ofc she's hella rich. Lisa is the most popular female idol and most successful kpop soloist, whatever she wears or endorse gets sold out within few minutes. she's loved by many also hated by many(jealousy you see). Lisa is the standard they hate her but they so badly want to be like her.

A: OMG! Have you seen LISA's new bvlgari ad?
B: of course I have! How can I miss watching the Global IT Girl's bvlgari ad.

A: did you saw how that bvlgari ring lisa endorse got sold out?
B: Yeah I saw I heard Lisa sold out 2 million bands worldwide
A: God she's truly an IT Girl, her impact and brand power is insane

by LSCRAVE January 30, 2022

global village idiot

One who tries to live in the modern world and make use of technology, but is still basically stupid or ignorant; or one who is colossally stupid, ignorant on grand scale, a sort of überidiot, perhaps the very stupidest person in the world. Formed by combining the term global village with village idiot.

Did you see the way that Richard used his digital camera to take a picture of his computer screen so that he could make a hard copy of the report he wrote? What a global village idiot.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

Globber

One who would be a Blogger, but for lack of any useful information or literary talent, fills up your screen pixels with globs of text too painful to read.

Clueless: Hey did you see what Trey posted on his Tuesday blog?
Enlightened: Man, I can't stomach that Globber! He needs to switch to cereal box writing before he puts someone into a coma.

by Astel April 28, 2010

Global hide-and-go-seek

Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found you’re on your own

The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden

The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler

Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans

People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian

Osama bin Laden is the current winner of Global hide-and-go-seek.

by Hans Brix June 11, 2006

Bloby Globbins

Bloby Globbins, a deity hailing from the old Globby Wars in ancient times. According to scriptures from the Temple of Blobbie, he was the God Of Sex. Legend has it that he was a blob that emerged from the depths of the sea, and arrived on Bloblandia in the early 18th century. He was blessed with divine power and strength and ascended to godhood. Over time, his power grew and he became stronger. Bloby Globbins has a secretive order devoted to his teachings and his words, “The Light Of Globbin”.

“Wait, wtf? Is that Bloby Globbins! Give us your power, O Holy Bloby!”

by blobyglobbins October 26, 2020