Globulist

A person who collects goldfish farts and sells them to the maker of spirit levels are precision bubbles

The Globulist supplied the bubbles to the Spirit Level maker

by DocBob February 24, 2013

globedropper

A well-traveled person who somehow manages to mention a place they've traveled to in every conversation.

Bill is such a globedropper! I said that my ice cubes tasted funny and he said not as funny as the ones he had in Antarctica!

by boffothewondersheep November 6, 2015

Globberfit

Describes a fat person

You're a globberfit

by BigWillly January 1, 2017

Global Dumbass

Someone who's fucking stupid and doesnt know anything about global issues.

Iain: why's it so dark outside?

Zach: its because of global dimming you global dumbass!

by The juciest juicer October 5, 2017

globis

Not a diet, not a phase, a LIFESTYLE. Embracing the love for food, drinks, and everything in between with no hesitation or discrimination.
Globis Nation

Judy said “You ate already!”
Replied Freddy “Que comi?” (what I eat?)

Judy said “You’re such a globis!”

by globis June 5, 2019

Globugar

A person who has touched his friend's balls in a platonical way.

Kamen: Look at those two they seem like good friends
Peter: Yes, they are globugars

by ArkzUwU March 13, 2022

rotten globetrotter

A rotten globetrotter is an overweight kid.

Examples of rotten globetrotter include the fat one from Goonies, or Cartman from South Park.

"See that cake over there? Get a piece before the rotten globetrotter catches a whiff of it with his highly advanced super smelling."

by TuckerandTazFan June 12, 2012