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Giovanni Vega

A pathetic indoor-dwelling being who watches DVDs that he has purchased 10+ times. He is a 18 year old Peruvian expatriot who now makes up for 55% of Taco Bells sales nationwide. He likes to grow out his little goatee to make himself to look older than 13. He is about 5'0" weighing in at a "Whoppering" 160 lbs. He enjoys consuming cheesy goods including but not limited to cheese, quesadillas, cheesy pancakes, cheeseburger, Crisco, cheesy cheesy, cheese in a can, etc. He recently claimed he would work out to prove to the world he wasnt a degenerate pocket of fat. However following his statement he he proceeded to roll around in a pile of donkey shit. Gio my amigo quit life!
A recent text message I sent to Giovanni Vega
"Your tits are mine nachito. You are fast for a cheese weasle.
by NachyNachNachieNach August 21, 2008
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Giovanna Cinello

Ew it’s Giovanna Cinello, let’s go
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Giovanna

Giovanna. A unique type of girl because she is the biggest bitch ever.

She makes up things behind other people's backs. She is most likely a small girl with a big mouth. She loves to play with a boy's heart. Yes, she might be pretty but in the inside, she is s piece of shit.
Hey bro you know that girl Giovanna?
Oh yes she's that one that talks trash
Yes
by TalkToHand May 27, 2020
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Giovanni

A strong man, he will always be there to make you feel worse about yourself.
Bob:So my girlfriend said she loves me.
Billy:Cool!
Giovanni:Yah she was actually lying.
Bob:Oh
Billy:MY LIFE IS A LIE
by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 5, 2019
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Giovannini

a cute girl with many talents and a wonderful smile. always fun to be around.
that Giovannini is so much fun!
by goodluck August 23, 2009
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Giovanna

The last name of a sexy ass man who is the son of a guy who died at the age of 125
by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021
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Giovanna

Definition of a distant woman like a wolf and seething like a volcano. Always brave and willing to do everything you can to achieve your goal. Always put yourself first, being kind of selfish and self-centered. It has a very contagious ferocity! Your talent inspires others.
Giovanna
by Rphaelydelafuente November 22, 2021
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