Genital Jungle Splash

poop that makes a big plop sound when it reaches the toilet

hey im a little embarassed. I'm afraid they heard that genital jungle splash i just did.

by portopottytipper!!!aahahahahahawlkjh;sldkjf January 15, 2005

Steel Caged genitals disease

A disease found in many human beings consisting of males and females. This happens when a person is trying to get the opposite sex "on to them" but is not able to do this due to the imaginary steel cage around him/her. It is very frustrating to get around this disease and cna piss the hell out of someone.

Juan: Hey man, that girl malane is damn hot, i like her.

Pedro- Bro,she has Steel Caged genitals disease, theres no way you could get her. I tried already its annoying as hell. Hey, you dont believe me. Just ask me. Or try to open up that cage for the rest of us.

by Mo Fugger June 26, 2007

Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.

"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"

by pixie December 2, 2004

Sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips

When dat pussy so tight your dick turns purple as if a gorilla was clenching your cock as tight as possible

Friend 1 :Are you sure that girls head game good? Friend 2: yeah but she can make up for it with the sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips so it's cool doe

by Pb bruh nuts July 1, 2020

a girls genitals

something you will never get in ur life lol

a girls genitals is something YOU will never get in your life.

by ihateaudrey200 July 4, 2021

Genital Thwarts

The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.

The aftermath of being cock blocked.

"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."

"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."

by me0wmix January 19, 2010

Genital Thwarts

The unisex term for cockblock / twat swat. The act of blocking sexual advances or a turn-off.

A girl at the club last night was so ugly and annoying, she was giving everybody genital thwarts!

by InFurry8 March 2, 2019