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avant garde

a term used by people who like to give the impression that they are intellectual art connoisseurs when they are trying to "describe" a quality of a piece of art that they dont understand at all and might not even be there. There are a few who use this term correctly (to describe ultramodernism or experimentation in modern art), but most who use it are ignorant and in denial regarding their own artistic mediocrity.
Wow look at this painting.... its so.... avant garde!" "Shut up Jim, you don't know anything about art
by MikeDelScorcho October 6, 2010
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Garden Fuck

A sexual act in which one partner buys a plant with soil from a supermarket and stuffs the soil in the other persons anal cavity leaving the flower/leaves of the plant sticking out. When the male orgasms he nuts on the woman's anus so the sperm leaks in and fertilizes the soil which lets the plant grow.
"yo i heard you garden fucked that girl last night"
"yeah but the soil was dry so i had to push out a little more than usual to keep the soil rich"
by OvalToes January 5, 2020
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Social gardening

The act of removing someone from your contacts list on a social networking site, your phone or email contact list.
Wow, I'm really sick of all these social vampires who always ask me to help them, but never return the favor. I think it's time to do a little social gardening.
by Captain Underpants III January 5, 2011
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Secret Garden

A secret garden is when a male and female couple go to a public garden, which could be at a pub, restaurant, or even a local park.

The couple invite another male to join them, maybe even a stranger, the men sit side by side with the woman in a short skirt or dress removing her underwear and sitting in the middle on the left and right leg of the men that are together.

They then cover their legs and hips using a blanket, with the ends of the blanket tucked under the men’s outer legs, the woman then takes turns secretly sliding the men’s bare cocks inside her pussy and discreetly rocking backwards and forwards, until they both cum inside her.
I'm going to the Secret Garden tonight with my husband, would you like to join us?
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023
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Gardening Tool

a dirty untidy person; someone who leads you to believe something that is not true.

syn. prostitute, harlow, tramp, deceiver
by TYJE September 8, 2010
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Gardenia

A super sweet girl who knows how to have a good time. Likes to talk to people and is always surrounded by friends. A born leader, she likes to be in student government. She will probably rule the world someday.
That's our first woman president, Gardenia!
by happydayze May 27, 2014
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garden block

1) That 24th street where Brotha Lynch is from.
2) A 24 oz. can of Olde English 800 (preferably the high grav)
Me and them niggaz was all locc'd off them garden blocks tha other nite
by Ben-Jammin' November 19, 2006
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