future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat
Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.
by da_plunger October 09, 2007
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Future Hubbies

Future hubbies is an unreleased show starring many young men going through stages of finding their homosexual identities. It is one of the most inclusive shows with many multicultural characters and LGBTQIA+ representation.
Hey, have you heard the next episode of Future Hubbies is coming out?
Yes, I can’t wait to watch it!
by Pushpie March 16, 2023
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future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.
"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"
by nothingtoseehere^^ November 30, 2022
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back to the future

when you ram your big fat veiny cock into a person with such speed and power that they go back to the future
aye vro, i fucked that bitch back to the future
by BigWang69420 January 05, 2020
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phil of the future

A great TV show on Disney starring a very hot, yet short, guy who's name is Phil in the show.
Phil of the future is a good show because Phil is so hot.
by sharter12345 March 31, 2006
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Future Babe

A girl that is super hot, but, because she's under 18, society obliges you to not acknowledge her sexiness. She's a babe... but not quite yet.

tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.
Bro, Kelsey is a total future babe. Too bad she's only 16.
by Xavier Charles Freeman April 24, 2016
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future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis
I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!
by Dustin Wilcox January 16, 2004
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