monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

False Friction

Alliterative phrase used when someone is paranoid that there is "friction" (tension) between them and someone else. The "friction" is usually exaggerated and "false", e.g. non existent.

1)
A: "hm, why hasn't Julie 'phoned me"
B: "she is busy, stop creating false friction"

2)
A: "I think there is some false friction between me and Lucy"
B: "dude, thats not false, you tried to kiss her at the airport!"

by False Friction September 8, 2005

Ackermann function

In the computational sciences, the Ackermann function (represented as A(m,n) is the simplest example of a total function (a function defined for all possible input values) which is computable but not primitive recursive, which was originally formulated to disprove the once-common belief that every computable function was also primitive recursive, but is now used to generate absurdly large numbers to horrify mathematicians.

Calling the Ackermann function with (4, 4) as its parameters is already too large to calculate for most computers.

xkcd's number calls the Ackermann function with Graham's Number as both of its parameters.

by Ἀπολλύων September 17, 2016

fashion before function

When something is more about the appearence than the functionality or working.

Literal meaning: "I don't understand girls with high heels, it's fashion before function." (high heels are extremely uncomfortable, but fashionable)
Joke-like/metaphorical meaning:

-Look at that poser, can he even ollie?
-I don't think so, fashion before function. (Posers only look good, they can't do shit)
P.s. I'm not a native-speaker, so the examples might be a bit lame, but I'm pretty sure the definition is right.

by A man into AmE slang October 21, 2017

Air Friction

The magical and elemental force that enables people, usually video game characters, to jump a second time in mid air without actually touching anything with their feet. The build up of air friction in the persons feet causes a massive downward force when it reaches critical levels and is expelled. Also responsible for hundreds of other random and mainly unexplainable occurrences.

It's a me a Mario
Jump followed by second jump off of Air Friction...

by Sgt. Gustav February 5, 2008

friction burn

A sore someone aquires on the lips or tongue from eating too much hot pussy.

Person 1: Hey, what's that on your lip?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a friction burn.
Person 1: A friction burn?
Person 2: Ya, I got it from eating too much hot pussy.

by Hieroglyphics Rock! June 25, 2005

Fractionally pussier

Slightly smaller than Thomas Gaywoods already quire small penis.

I think the match bonuses on cod get fractionally pussier.

by wilko194 January 7, 2010