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Fucktalk

The default way in which some people interject the word FUCK into their everyday speech. Also the compendium of obscenities one can fit into a conversation in a casual way.
Hey buddy, can you translate what this whore just wrote to me? You speak fluent fucktalk!
by LOL_as January 30, 2009
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fucktard

One who speaks and or acts before thinking. Often leading to heads shaking in utter dismay and a lack of friends on social media
(Not to be confused with a mental handicap)
"Damn...i just heard that Billy Bob is following Justin Beiber"
"Wow. What a fucktard"
by ImpossiBuddha April 18, 2015
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fucktard

Someone who is doing something so stupid you can not believe it.
That guy is driving up the off ramp!. What a fucktard!
by Fred Dahhling January 21, 2010
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fucktard contest

Formally referred to in business as a group of people who participate in a "committee". The "committee" is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.
Since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a "committee" fucktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. Do I have any other volunteers fucktards who wish to join this "committee"fucktard contest?

Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.
Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?
Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.
by PeeOn January 5, 2008
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fucktarded

1. something so stupid, it is beyond retarded. 2. The most screwed up thing you have ever seen in your life
1. Why did you leap off the roof? That was fucktarded! 2. I paid 6000 dollars in taxes this year! That's fucktarded!
by Sam Bowles June 26, 2007
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Fucktart

A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart
"Jesus, Matt you're a fucktart. Lets go back to your place."
by betrayedbyyou December 27, 2007
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Fucktard

50 cent is a Fucktard waste of sperm
by Madd Jester December 16, 2004
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